January 25, 2010
Los Angelians are recovering from a devastating week of rain and below 70 degree temperatures. Women have even been forced to miss botox appointments. Please send your donations to HopeForLA.com.
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12/15/09
The FBI is now investigating Tiger Wood for performance enhancing drugs. It is unclear whether agents are referring to HGH or Viagra.
President Obama and the first lady attended parent teacher conferences. They were told their daughters are doing well and have already passed the vocabulary level of the previous president.
President Obama and the first lady attended parent teacher conferences. They were told their daughters are doing well and have already passed the vocabulary level of the previous president.
12/3/09
This week, Susan Boyle beat Rihanna in the charts. Unlike Chris Brown, who did it in his car.
12/1/09
Walmart will start offering $15 swine flu shots. Unfortunately, there are no vaccinations for all the other diseases you can catch while shopping in Walmart.
11/19/09
The green movement has developed an environmental friendly hand-cranked vibrator that doesn’t require batteries. It’s called an index finger.
A power plant in the Netherlands will convert cow manure into energy for homes. Guess you could call it a source of re-mooable energy. (I apologize for this one up front!)
A power plant in the Netherlands will convert cow manure into energy for homes. Guess you could call it a source of re-mooable energy. (I apologize for this one up front!)
11/16/09
Scientists claim the jellyfish population is multiplying due to warmer waters as a result of global warming. The jellyfish insist it’s because the condoms won’t stay on.
Scientists have discovered frozen water on the moon. Scientists have decided to call this new substance ice.
Scientists have discovered frozen water on the moon. Scientists have decided to call this new substance ice.
11/10/09
A company is recalling 1 million luxury strollers after 12 children had fingers amputated by the strollers' side hinges. Those poor kids are going to go through their entire life only being able to count to nine.
11/04/09
A church in Los Angeles has begun offering a service for dogs. Prayer will be said in the name of the father, the son and the holy fire hydrant.
11/03/09
A new study says that a diet heavy in fatty foods increases the risk of depression. In other words, you get so big from eating these foods that when you walk or sit on anything, you leave a depression.
11/2/09
Green Bay Packard fans booed Brett Favre when he took the field for the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday. Fortunately, the 40-year old quarterback couldn’t hear them because his hearing aid wasn’t turned on.
10/29/30
Sarah Palin has started charging an appearance fee of $100,000. I don’t know about you but I’d be willing to chip in for her disappearance fee.
10/28/09
A group of hunters are camping in West Virginia looking for proof that Bigfoot exists. They are also hoping to find Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and an intelligent West Virginian.